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Uh…What’s That Green Shit… On Your…Head?

March 18, 2008 · Print This Article

Our young and hip editorial intern Caroline will be taking a skewed view of the world of of green products and consumers with this series Uh… What’s That Green Shit…. Enjoy!

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Physician’s Formula is coming out with the first ever line of EcoCert Certified makeup in the U.S. The makeup is organic, vegan (except for the goat-hair brushes) 100% paraben free, recyclable, and will be widely available in stores like Walgreens. Only downside is that they used this ridiculous, freaky-ass swamp woman in the promotions. She looks like she’s wearing this pea-pod haloween costume snuggly my crack-head friend’s baby mama used to dress their kid in all the time. I like organic make-up, but am i gonna cover my damn head in leaves? Bitch, please.

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One Response to “Uh…What’s That Green Shit… On Your…Head?”

  1. Ken Andre on March 18th, 2008 3:19 pm

    Well said for an intern? even with the leaves on her head, she’s still kind of hot!

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