Tripp Isenhour, Pro Golfer and Dick, Kills a Hawk with a Well Aimed Ball

Pro Golfer Tripp Isenhour is a dick.

Tripp “I’m a Dick” Isenhour killed a hawk with a well aimed golf shot because it was making noise as he taped a TV show. The accurate-but-still-a-dick golfer, whose real name John Henry Isenhour III is even more dickish than “Trip”, has been charged with cruelty to animals for for killing a migratory bird. He faces up to 14 months in jail and $1,500 in fines. Toss him in the clink for a year and let him get pounded on by all the jailed bird lovers.

Link [Huffington Post]

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