The SOLo Solar Table Is Perfect For Having Sex On, Charging Your Gadgets

This is the second solar table that I’ve seen, but the first that through advertising alludes to some hardcore sex should you be so inclined to purchase it. And this is exactly what we need — more ‘come and get me’ male and female models adorned with the latest in eco-friendly gadgets. Would solar panels sell better if Victoria Secret models posed next to them? Absolutely. Should Ron Jeremy or Jenna Jameson screw on top of wind turbines? Why not! If it’s all for the good of the cause, I’m completely in favor of sexual innuendos finding their way into Al Gore’s next environmental campaign. But back to the SOLo. (Can I tell you how fucking annoying it is that the last letter is lowercase?)

This steel and photovoltaic glass table is truly for those in love with gadgets. I mean, you’re not going to find this in a Better Homes & Gardens issue. The thing has some pretty serious wheels — so if you’re needing to get rugged, it might just make it to the middle of a field. You’ll look like an idiot, but it’ll get there. EcoFriend has all the deets:

Using silicon cells embedded in its glass surface, the SOLo Lounge Table collects and converts solar energy to clean and efficient electricity. It’s USB, lighter, and standard 3 prong outlets can be used to power your personal electronic devices. In a typical outdoor setting, the SOLo can harness over 17 kilowatts of solar energy every year. That energy is sufficient to charge up your cell for nearly 300 times and your laptop for almost 200 cycles.

So, if you’re in need of a solar table — or just a great eco-aphrodisiac, jump here to purchase.

Related Posts:

Solar-Powered Boat Does Not Come With Sexy Mannequins
The Truth About “Clean Coal”
Samsung’s Solar-Powered ‘Blue Earth’ Cell Phone
Is it Green? Louis Vuitton Solar-Powered Suitcase
The Shadow Yacht: The Perfect Way to Showboat Your Distended Bank Account (Literally!)