The Shadow Yacht: The Perfect Way to Showboat Your Distended Bank Account (Literally!)

For the billionaire who has everything, including a grossly bloated environmental footprint, comes the Shadow Yacht: think of it as a garage for your main 400-foot boat. If you’ve never seen those specials on TV that highlight the amazing ways Middle Eastern oil billionaires find to waste their money, here’s a quick education in Disgusting Wealth 101.

The Wall Street Journal has it:

A shadow yacht is a trailer yacht for your megayacht — a floating garage of a sort that tags along with your main yacht to carry your collection of helicopters, cars, motorcycles, jet skis and motorboats. That way, when you pull up to the docks of Monaco in your 350-foot main yacht, you can also pull into the local restaurants in your personalized drophead Rolls, without having to endure the indignity of a rented limo.

The boats can also pack fuel, water, spare parts and supplies, allowing more remote travel.

Shadow Marine, of Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., is the main builder of shadow yachts, and they’ve sold two already — both to Middle Eastern clients. The company recently released a new model, called the Allure, which is much more plush than the earlier versions. Replacing the garage-like décor is an interior complete with six staterooms, a pool, sky lounge, theater, game room and mini gym.

For just $35 million, you can have a shadow yacht of your very own. It’s the perfect way to get back at your father for saying you would never be as rich as your 12 brothers, attract a plastic-tittied golddigging trophy wife, and can even secretly house your bevy of bleached blond, lucite-stripper-heels-wearing mistresses. It’s SO classy, y’all – Price Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud, net worth $20.3 billion, whose beautiful mug is pictured, agrees. Even better, you can convince yourself you’re doing something good for the environment: these babies are made from decommissioned oil-supply boats. Just ignore the fact that you’re using insane quantities of oil to run it, and you’re golden.

Link: [Wall Street Journal]
Photo credit: Wall Street Journal + YURI CORTEZ/AFP/Getty Images

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