The Green Bohemian Grove- Richard Branson Hosts Meeting of Green Gurus on His Private Tropical Island

Never in my life have I wanted to be a rich green guru mogul more than I did after reading a story in the International Herald Tribune about a gathering Richard Branson threw on his private British Virgin Island island. He invited some of his smart green pals over, people like Elon Musk, one of the founders of PayPal, Tony Blair, Larry Page, Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia, my favorite designer William McDonough, Vin Khosla, and Microsoft founder Paul Allen, even technically he didn’t actually step off his 200 foot long yacht moored off the island.

Great Flying Spaghetti Monster. It’s an green Bohemian Grove. It sounds like heaven.

And it’s exactly what the world need.

Small groups of rich and powerful men have been controlling everyone below them since we stepped down from the trees. Recently it’s been rich ass industrialists and energy barons who have tinkered and massaged the system to suit their extractive drive to generate wealth and maintain control. The future belongs to the big green players, people like Branson and his friends who are working together to get richer by saving the world.

Green Greed is right.

Green Greed works.

Green Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Green Greed, in all of its forms — Green Greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge — will mark the upward surge of mankind.

And Green Greed — you mark my words — will not only save this malfunctioning country called the USA, but the world at large.

My apologies to Gordon Gecko.

Link [International Herald Tribune]