Onion News: China Celebrates Status as #1 Air Polluter

A new report from the Onion News Network highlights China’s reaction to the fact that it is now the world’s top producer of air pollution, with the Chinese Ambassador to the United States calling the smog levels a “grand symbol of Chinese supremacy”. A celebration currently going on in China includes the 100 Widow Smog Dance and a magnificent Coal Ash Dragon kite.

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China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter

“The labor of the people has made the sky black with progress!”

Link [The Onion]

Greening Up War: A Round Table Discussion on Environmentally Friendly Killin’

The Onion nails it just right- if we’re going to torture, wage war, and ethnically cleanse, it should be in a environmentally friendly way.

H/T to the big guy Jordan for dropping this link on me.