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No North Pole Ice Makes For an Unhappy Fat Man: Letter From A Homeless Santa Claus

You Motherfuckers,
You couldn’t even give me the right warning, could you? Jolly old Nick, hanging out at the North Pole, building toys for all of your little whining brats, most of which take electricity or batteries or some other kind of something that you all choose to supply by burning a couple million tons [...]

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