What Stock Market Crash? Bush has $$ in the Bank.

September 30, 2008

While everyone freaks out about the stock market crash and bailout negotiations, a certain someone is still sitting pretty…

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President Bush Claims to be a Green Local Food Proponent in Latest Speech

May 2, 2008

Ha ha, President Bush. You’re such a joker. Amidst depressing news of starving children, celebrities flying personal chefs across oceans to prepare a plate of pasta and farmers salivating over the prospect of cutting down trees in the rainforest, your hilarious comments in your most recent speech really gave us a much-needed laugh. What’s that? You weren’t joking? But in your speech the other day, you said something really funny about food prices and your own take on the situation.

From the White House:

In terms of the international situation, we are deeply concerned about food prices here at home and we’re deeply concerned about people who don’t have food abroad. In other words, scarcity is of concern to us. Last year we were very generous in our food donations, and this year we’ll be generous as well. As a matter of fact, we just released about $200 million out of the Emerson Trust as part of a ongoing effort to address scarcity.

One thing I think that would be — I know would be very creative policy is if we — is if we would buy food from local farmers as a way to help deal with scarcity, but also as a way to put in place an infrastructure so that nations can be self-sustaining and self-supporting. It’s a proposal I put forth that Congress hasn’t responded to yet, and I sincerely hope they do.

Since you said this with a straight face and seeming sincerity, you may be surprised to hear that many of us are shaking our heads in disbelief, looking at each other for answers – what proposals? Did we miss something? Did you sneak something in to Congress under a pseudonym? Hello? [Silence]

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EarthFirst Blog Week in Review March 31 -April 4

April 7, 2008

Hi Friends! This week on the ole’ blog we been acting a fool. What with April fools and whatnot. Also, we’ve been renovating, so check out our new look and let us know what you think! (Pub note: Please don’t let us know what you think of the site yet, we’re still stuck in a bit of an ugly phase and we know it) We are going to be shooting a new writer down the EarthFirst pipeline, Ms. Stephanie Rogers will be joining us in creating the snarky, yummy hotness. If you haven’t been watching our every move, flip through the past links and take a gander at Austrialian Whack-a-toad, a shocking new light-switch, the cutest little girl you ever did see reciting Shel Silverstein with a green message, and a Penis-shaped green building. Love your mother!