Hummer: Now Everyone Will Know

Treehugger’s Mark Ontush?

Al Gore’s Travelin’ Global Warming Show is Rolling Into Your Town

Al Gore’s Travelin’ Global Warming Show FTW

Greening Up War: A Round Table Discussion on Environmentally Friendly Killin’

The Onion nails it just right- if we’re going to torture, wage war, and ethnically cleanse, it should be in a environmentally friendly way.

H/T to the big guy Jordan for dropping this link on me.

Treehugger Commenters Have No Sense of Humor: Must be Nipple Chaffage

Lloyd Alter is one of my favorite Treehugger writers. He mostly covers green architecture but isn’t afraid to wander into other green realms. He’s a really smart dude and a great writer and he just got dogpiled by a bunch of Treehugger commenters for a tongue in cheek post –tagged with “Humor” — he wrote about the 88 pounds of petroleum jelly that will be used during the London Marathon.

His entire post was a one sentence pull out quote:

If recent years are any guide, 40 kilograms, (88 pounds) of petroleum jelly will be used during today’s London Marathon to prevent chaffing, blistering and “runner’s nipple.”

and a link to the story.

Unleash the dogs of Holy Hell, because here come the crazy greenies! They are not happy. Not happy at all.

Here are a few of the choice comments:

what an idiotic article.

Im glad to see that the tree huggers are finally starting to admit that global climate change has NO affect on hurricanes.
maybe soon they will realize that the people of this world do not have the affect on this planet that they think they do. Sorry, but you guys are all going to look like fools in ten to twenty years.

conroy

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Llyod,

Since you haven’t indicated you’re joking, then one has to assume you’re rather dim: the amount of petroleum used by runners is on the scale of worldwide use, infinitesimal.

I hope that, for the sake of the site, you retract, or that a treehuger editor resects. This entry cheapens your publication.

Luckily Nick chimes in to help prove that not all Treehugger readers are uptight assholes folks with stunted senses of humor with:

BACK IN THE HOLES, TROLLS.

Are we all unable to take a joke?

And failing that, did nobody see the “Humour” tag at the bottom of the article?

In my opinion, it’s good to have little jabs like this, to get us to laugh at ourselves. It keeps us from getting too self-righteous about environmental causes, which makes our entire movement more approachable to and resonant with the public at large. Treehugger PROtip: If it looks like a silly article, take it with a grain of salt. The writers here have a sense of humour.

And here I thought Treehugger was the one with the intelligent readership.

Link [Treehugger]

Five Star April Fools From the BBC: Flying Penguins

First up- flying penguins from Terry Jones and the BBC.

Now THAT is an April Fools joke.

Clearly You’re Doing it Wrong

Sex is the greenest exercise around. It’s local, requires almost no equipment to play, and according to Kaiser Permanente, burns 4 calories per minute- or the same amount you burn mowing the lawn.

Ha!

Link [FrostFireZoo]

Fuck Planet Earth

This is brilliant. Fuck Planet Earth.