New Poll Finds That 18% of Americans are F*cking Morons

Have you ever looked at President Bush’s 29% approval rating and wondered “Who in their right mind could possibly approve of the job that guy is doing?”. Well, I found almost half of them. According to a new Gallup poll, 18% of Americans are Massively and Profoundly Stupid.

18 out of 100 Americans think the Sun revolves around the Earth.

Though the poll didn’t explore their other misconceptions, I’d gamble the same folks are fans of Creationism and think Global Warming is a hoax made up by Al Gore.

18% of this country’s citizens are at the same intellectual level as 4th Century European peasants.

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless America with his Noodly Appendage. We could really use his buttery blessing right about now.

In somewhat related hilarity…

Link [Gallup]

The photo is Ms. Teen South Carolina. Watch the video if you haven’t already, it’s a classic.