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Hell Freezes Over, Pigs Fly and Bill O’Reilly Argues that Global Warming is Real

July 11, 2009

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In what can only be a new episode of the Twilight Zone, Bill O’Reilly was actually the rational voice in an argument with conservative radio host Laura Ingraham about whether global warming is real. After you take a moment to process that statement, take a look at the video below.

O’Reilly: “Do you believe in global warming, by the way, Ingraham?”
Ingraham: “Ah, no, I’m not a big global warming champion.”
O’Reilly: “See, I do, I believe in it.”
Ingraham: “Bill, I’m stockpiling SUVs, okay, you’re barking up the wrong tree. I’m buying as many as I can. I think we’re getting cooler, not warmer.”
O’Reilly: “Well, that’s not what the temperature says.”

As far as I can tell, the sky’s not falling, nor are there pigs circling overhead. It’s hard not to wonder whether the world as we know it is about to end when someone like Bill O’Reilly argues on our side against one of his fellow right-wing half-wits.

Link [Media Matters] via [The Huffington Post]

Bill O’Reilly Calls Jessica Simpson’s ‘Meat’ T-shirt ‘Patriotic’

June 25, 2008

Bill O’ Reilly continues to fuel the American Idiot Machine! Much as I hate to give Bill O’Reilly any of the attention he so desperately craves, I’m posting this, if only to provide an example of why so many Fox-News-watching Americans are so unbelievably stupid. This, right here, is a prime example: Bill O’Reilly calling Jessica Simpson’s ‘Real Girls Eat Meat’ t-shirt ‘patriotic’. Because apparently, Ms. Simpson was making a thoughtful social statement on the rights of Americans to stand up to ‘totalitarian’ organizations like PETA. As if there’s a high-school-level thought in that woman’s head.

Methinks it was just an excuse for Bill to ogle Jessica’s chest. I mean, we all know about his weird falafel-in-the-shower fetish, so it’s not like that would be surprising.

Undoubtedly, if Bill were ever to come across this post, he’d think, “This is just another example of the liberal media’s bias against self-destructive, narcissistic, screaming sexist assholes.”

Via [Gabby Babble]