Uh…What’s That Green Shit… On Your…Head?

Our young and hip editorial intern Caroline will be taking a skewed view of the world of of green products and consumers with this series Uh… What’s That Green Shit…. Enjoy!

Physician’s Formula is coming out with the first ever line of EcoCert Certified makeup in the U.S. The makeup is organic, vegan (except for the goat-hair brushes) 100% paraben free, recyclable, and will be widely available in stores like Walgreens. Only downside is that they used this ridiculous, freaky-ass swamp woman in the promotions. She looks like she’s wearing this pea-pod haloween costume snuggly my crack-head friend’s baby mama used to dress their kid in all the time. I like organic make-up, but am i gonna cover my damn head in leaves? Bitch, please.