Ann Coulter’s Girlfriend Thinks of Dumbest Law Ever: Lightbulb Freedom of Choice Act

Pub Note: This isn’t an April Fools Prank. This is real. Really.

Beware!! The hippies are coming and they are killing and eating our unborn babies and taking away even our most basic rights as humans! The right…to choose…incandescent mood-lighting!

Treehugger reports that Minnesota Representative Michelle Bachman wants to fight for her right for lighting. Seriously, this crazy hooker wants to pass a law that would ensure her right to NOT use compact fluorescent bulbs. Although she denies global warming, she also argues that CF bulbs are “more polluting” than regular bulbs because of their minute mercury content. But that doesn’t matter right, because pollution and global warming are just things the pinkos invented for shits and giggles? Seriously, this ass-backwards bitch needs to sit down with Ann Coulter and have a who’s-a-bigger-crackhead competition. Does she seriously have nothing better to do with her time and influence?

A representative of the Natural Resources Defense Council replied that there is 200 times more mercury in each filling of Congresswoman wackypants’ teeth than in one CF bulb. Oooh, Snap!

They can take our lives, but they can never take OUR LLIIIGHTBULBS!

Link [Treehugger]