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Poor Diddy Flying Commercial Due to High Gas Prices

by Stephanie Rogers · View Comments

Okay, people.  Now’s the time to get really serious about the energy prices and start doing everything we can to lower them.  The situation has gotten so dire, the unthinkable has happened.  A great and powerful man has been affected.  Despite his fortune, P. Diddy (oh, my bad, he’s just calling himself DIDDY now) has reached a point where he can no longer justify flying in a private jet due to the price of gas. He’s flying commercial, and he’s pissed.  After all, why should America hip hop royalty be forced to mingle with us commoners, sitting in first class with regular, non-famous rich people?

He’s so upset, he’s taken to YouTube to express his feelings and beg his ‘Saudi brothers and sisters’ for free oil.  Yep.

“Right now, I’m actually – can you believe this? – I’m actually flying commercial.  That’s how high gas prices are.”

Let’s all scrape our pennies together and send them to Diddy Douchebag, cause he’s hurting so much that he can no longer afford to fly around in a private jet.

Link [Huffington Post] + [YouTube]
Photo credit: Wikimedia Commons

  • sub4love4life
    What a loser......
  • Wow! Just wow. I have no words!
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