In a move that sharply contrasts with his carefully cultivated public persona, conservative icon Rush Limbaugh, the self-proclaimed Leader of the Republican Party, has become the latest spokesperson for controversial animal rights group PETA. A tearful Limbaugh admitted in a press conference this morning that animals and the environment are his true passion, and he’s tired of living “the conservative lie”.
PETA is no stranger to publicity stunts, and like Limbaugh, the organization thrives on shocking the sensibilities of the public with outrageous statements and acts that expose a deep-seated need for attention. Both Limbaugh and PETA have their respective legions of salivating devotees, but it remains to be seen whether the two groups can mesh successfully.
Limbaugh revealed in the press conference that he has been a lifelong environmental and animal rights activist, operating in secret, often as a costumed participant in PETA rallies like the one pictured below so as to protect his identity. While fans of his screaming rants against the Obama administration and liberals in general may have trouble swallowing his new role, Limbaugh hopes they’ll come around.
“I can only hope that they’ll understand. I mean, they already take everything I say as gospel and hang on to my every word, so it’s only a matter of time, right?” he whimpered. “Over time, I hope they’ll join me in my quest to save the planet.”
Rush fans will be disappointed to learn that their hero’s much-anticipated nude appearance in an ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ ad is not set to debut until next month, but we got our hands on a preview image (above). Makes you want to save the whales, doesn’t it?
Link [PETA]
