Payback is a Bitch: Treekilling Aussies Get Punked with Huge View-Blocking Box
March 27, 2008 · Print This Article
So you know how your mom used to pull mean shit like washing your mouth out with soap if you used a dirty word or making you do push-ups till you cried when you tried on your sister’s dresses? Well, your mom is a bitch. And so is payback. An awesome, powerful, vengeful bitch- much like the bad ass Mother(earth)lovers of the Port Stephens Council.
A bunch of yuppie tree-murderers in Australia learned that lesson the hard way after the recent disappearance of 20 trees off the coast of Boat Harbor, Australia. The Daily Telegraph reported that after 20 Banksia trees were mysteriously chopped down to create a clearer waterfront view for the surrounding houses, the Council retaliated by slapping down two huge, green cargo carriers right where the trees were. The Council had already warned that chopping down trees was very naughty (and illegal), and they weren’t going to say it twice.
It was time for those bad little residents to pull down their pants and take their municipal spankings. Of course now the residents are whining that they were being treated like children. What do they expect? Break the rules in Port Stephens and you get your ass handed to you. Way to kick ass and take names Port Stephens.
Link [Daily Telegraph]
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