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Onion News: China Celebrates Status as #1 Air Polluter

July 22, 2009 · Print This Article

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A new report from the Onion News Network highlights China’s reaction to the fact that it is now the world’s top producer of air pollution, with the Chinese Ambassador to the United States calling the smog levels a “grand symbol of Chinese supremacy”. A celebration currently going on in China includes the 100 Widow Smog Dance and a magnificent Coal Ash Dragon kite.

Watch:

China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter

“The labor of the people has made the sky black with progress!”

Link [The Onion]

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