Glenn Beck: The Only Animals Worth Saving Carry Guns

by Stephanie Rogers · View Comments

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We hereby nominate rabid Faux News talking head Glenn Beck the Biggest Jerkass of 2009. Sure, there are five months left in the year, but if anyone surpasses him, we’ll be totally amazed. Not that Glenn Beck going on a vein-bulging, semi-coherent rant is anything new, but his latest takes his dumbassery to a whole new level.

Beck has some major beef with a recent House vote to protect turtles and otters, noting that if they carried guns and protected our country, maybe he’d approve. Apparently he’s a fan of America’s current #1 movie.

Sigh. He totally wins Jon Stewart’s ‘So You Think You Can Douche’. That’s quite an accomplishment when you’re up against Sean Hannity.

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Tagged as: Animals, Fox News, Jerkass, Video

You not so smart are you?

Wow, you people are morons, and I'm using this pictures as a dvd cover for an episode of the Glenn Beck Show, because it's hillarious and I know Glenn would laugh. Earth First, if your so convinced CO2 is the cause of "Global Climate Change", (Notice how when it started getting cold you dropped the Warming bit?) then do "Gaya" "Mother Earth" or the big ball of DIRT that we live on a favor...and kill yourselves. That is the best thing you can do to show your solidarity with the movement. You jerks. Learn the facts. Stop eating me....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I love Glenn Beck.

Major Rocca

Earth First here is showing that they are capable of taking a tremendous amount of material from Glenn Beck and nit pick to such an extreme level. His material has been spot on, his facts have been spot on.

If you are going to attack someone, attack their facts not the analogies they use.

Poor show.

Dr Brown

Earth First is very miss informed maybe you should do your homework first this was a comedy bit! The fact is glen has raised a lots of money to help wildlife and conservation and loves animals.

James

Lmao, This whole artical is a joke. Earthfirst you have real show what miss informed ppl you are.

David R.

You know most of us don't care what Glenn Beck thinks. The scary thing is that, like Limbaugh, he has a following of people who actually take him seriously.

He may be a fan of G-Force, but I saw another one of Faux News' talking heads complaining that a CEO was cast as the villain. Apparently, Hollywood's giving kids a false impression of corporate executives being greedy.

I've said it before, but so many of Fox's talk shows could easily pass as satire.