Fsck Your Hummer, And His Hummer, and Her Hummer, and That Hummer Over by the Tree
May 8, 2008 · Print This Article
10 Miles Per Gallon…
2 Soldiers a Day.
It’d be funny if it wasn’t so tragic. FUCKYOURHUMMER.com doesn’t mince word:
Welcome to FUCKYOURHUMMER.COM. This site is being set up as on omage to vandalized hummers. Whether it is a hard to peel off bumper sticker, slashed tires, keying, spray painted… we want to have your pictures of it! WHY you might ask? This grotesque monster of an SUV is a symbol that says “I could give a shit about the enviroment, wars over oil, global warming, energy independance, or any number of other issues.” You are the epitomy of stupid americans, and make the rest of us look like assholes. Some of us in this country actually do give a shit. Now I hope others will force you to give a shit.
While we don’t condone scratching up your neighbor’s Hummer, it’s hard for us to muster up any sympathy for the “victims” of such an act. Hummers are teh suck.
Link [FUCKYOURHUMMER]
In some countries, it’s not illegal as long as you don’t do any damage. I’ve read about groups in Europe that go around letting air out of tires on big stupid vehicles (although there aren’t as many over there). There’s no damage till the owner tries to drive off!
Not sure about the legality of that stunt here… and not that I’m encouraging it, but it sure would be hard to track down the culprits. And AYG certainly wouldn’t give someone a few free stainless steel water bottles for the most photos of hummers, escalades, and excursions they left sitting on rims. Nope. And we CERTAINLY wouldn’t post the culprits photos anonymously on the site after giving them such free goodies. Not ever. Especially if you got a bingo of one of each of those monstrosities. That would particularly not win a prize. Nor admiration and applause.
Say no more, say no more, a wink’s as good as a nudge to a blind bat, eh?
I hate those Hummers. Do people driving them think they’re cool? They’re just dicks. But do chicks dig them?