Florida Senator Pushing Bill to Require Restaurants to Have “Enough” Toilet Paper on Roll

There was a bit of an uproar last year when Sheryl Crow proposed a limitation on how much toilet paper people can use in a sitting. She got ripped on by the right wing hate mob (lead by traffic god Matt Drudge) and she had to do a bit of back peddling to point out that she was joking.

I don’t think Florida State Senator Victor Crist (R) got the memo on that one- he’s proposing a bill that would require restaurants to have “enough” toilet paper on hand for their customers. The Florida Senate Regulated Industries Committee actually approved the bill, though it has a few steps to go before it becomes law. It’s good to know that with all the crazy shit happening in the world, politicians are watching our back(side) on the really important things.

Link [CBS4]

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