Fabulosity - Kimora Lee’s Adventures in Doggie Diamonds (Literally)

The bat-shit crazy ex-wife of my personal prince charming Russell Simmons is being histrionic again. Kimora Lee, star of the reality show Fabulosity and author of the “self-help” guide of the same name has just reported to People that she plans to recycle her late dog. Zoe, the 18-year-old black pomeranian famously snubbed by the Barbie company in the creation of the Kimora Lee doll will be turned into a diamond. At least Zoe will get her moment to shine now.

LifeGem - a Chicago company that can turn your dead pet, loved one, or just a wee lock of hair from the head of that person you are obsessing over into a precious gem - will be pressing Kimora’s departed dog into a piece of carbon ice. And get this, there is no telling what color diamond will be created from the corpse. Grandma might be green and Snowflake might be pink! As the process takes six months of high pressures and temperatures, creating a dead doggie bauble probably wastes far more energy and is less green than just, say, digging a hole in the ground, but you know Kimora can’t be breaking no acrylic nail tips!

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