Comments on: Enter Our Caption Contest #2 & Win a Klean Kanteen

By: Rylan

Rylan — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:43:24 +0000

Oh look! They left the front door wide open. How polite!

By: christina bohn

christina bohn — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:15:13 +0000

Uhh…what the eff?

By: diyod

diyod — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:22:50 +0000

“Well it looks like my work here is done before it started…Stupid earthlings have already destroyed their own planet! Who needs a planet-destructo-ray when you have earthlings?!?”

By: traci

traci — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:30:59 +0000

“Hey Zargon let me know when that water starts to boil”

By: Jack B

Jack B — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:01:52 +0000

“Ozone destruction commencing….Blast! they already opened it themselves.Abort mission!”

By: Missy from iPhone Recycling

Missy from iPhone Recycling — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:20:53 +0000

I’m not sure i want to go back to Earth. I think i’m safer and cleaner up here. Zanu Zanu.

By: urbanworkbench

urbanworkbench — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:44:29 +0000

Many millennia ago – “Applying pressure, turning up the heat… in a few million years we’ll have enough oil to fuel these people for ever – unless they are really stupid with it”

By: Seth Teel

Seth Teel — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:04:18 +0000

“Target locked… Ready to fire heat ray.”
-And you thought over consumption and pollution were responsible for global warming.

By: Adam Shake

Adam Shake — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:07:59 +0000

Xenon to Base, this planet is almost dead! Look at the big bare spot without ice at the top, the hurricane spinning around at the bottom, and the smoke cloud from forest fires of the coast on the west side! Request permission to return to base!