Isabella Rossellini in a Green Porno? Yep, But it’s Not What You Think

If you’ve got fetishes for voluptuous Italian actresses and – um – animal sex, Isabella Rossellini’s latest project is right up your very weird alley. The renowned beauty has teamed up with the Sundance Channel to produce a series of short films entitled ‘Green Porno’, and sadly for most of her fans it doesn’t involve anything most normal people would find sexy.

Ecorazzi has it:

In Green Porno Rossellini dresses in a series of different costumes and impersonates various small creatures getting their groove on. I know it’s a lot to take in so let’s talk through it for a sec. So picture Rossellini…ok got it? Now picture Rossellini flapping her “wings” in…say a bee costume. Now picture Rossellini flapping her “wings” in a bee costume and mating with a cardboard cut out of another bee while her son and his friends play background male bees in the “hive”. No, I’m serious!

Rossellini isn’t just the star – she conceived, scripted and directed the films as well. She said that she’s always had a big interest in animals and thinks that since people are interested in sex, they’ll be interested in the sex lives of bugs. The films are so tame, according to her, that she feels it’s perfectly okay for her son and his friends to star as some of the bees.

Well, she was in Blue Velvet. Costumed animal sex in a series of films entitled ‘Green Porno’ seems like it could very well have come from the mind of David Lynch, so, perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised.

Link [Ecorazzi] + [CNN]

Photo credit: Sundance Channel

Moms Urged to ‘Greenify Your Sex Life’

Try not to picture your own mom when you read this: Mom Logic, a website devoted to providing information and community for ‘Moms from all walks of life and all stages of motherhood’ has a few sex tips that can help turn mom’s romps between the sheets into eco-friendly fun.

Hey, just in time for Mother’s Day shopping! Give mom a gift of the sort that therapy bills are made of. Okay, guys, maybe these items are better off being purchased for the mother of your own children rather than the one that bore you.

Among the products featured are organic massage oil, bamboo sheets, more massage oil, organic lingerie (“Toss the ol’ granny panties for an eco-friendly pair”) and the pictured ‘love toy’, as they put it. Available in original or travel size!

Let’s just hope the kids’ rubber ducky bath toy doesn’t get accidentally confused with this ‘discreet massager’ decked out like a leather daddy in an underground NYC club or they might have some confused young ‘uns on their hands.

Link [Mom Logic]

Photo credit: Big Teaze Toys