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America: This is Why the World Hates You

July 6, 2008 · Print This Article

Aah, America.  Land of the freedom fries, home of the people so lazy they walk their dogs while riding alongside them in an SUV.  We guess this person could have a legitimate reason for this – like, say, if he were a single guy with a newly broken ankle and a high-energy dog with a full bladder.  But, we prefer to just assume that he’s a fat ass lazy American (apparently with the license plate number of DZY 3671).

Link [Remiq.net]

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Comments

6 Responses to “America: This is Why the World Hates You”

  1. Holly on July 7th, 2008 10:13 am

    give him a break….he’s just taking his SUV for a walk too.

  2. Tommy T. on July 7th, 2008 11:14 am

    what a piece of shit. I see people doing things like this all the time.

  3. Roy on July 7th, 2008 12:54 pm

    only one emoticon can express this properly:

    D:

    Disgust + terror = Terrorgust? Disgerror? What ever it is, I feel it right now.

  4. Chris on July 9th, 2008 6:48 pm

    Poor thing. He’s probably way too fat to walk his dog from a regular car.

  5. Kiril The Cycling Dude on July 15th, 2008 1:03 am

    Just as stupid, and a danger to themselves, and those around them, are cyclists who walk their dogs on leashes while riding their bicycles.

  6. Leksie on March 31st, 2009 2:36 pm

    Dude. Did the guy ever think about the possibility that he may accidently run over his own dog? How would that be? Taking your dog to the vet “oh, i was walking him from my car and accidently ran him over.” what an asshole.

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